A Book on Robot Monster? I Cannot Buy, Yet I Must!

Any fan of cult movies, turkeys, MST3K, or just a lover of crazy sci-fi/horror films, knows of the 1953 classic Robot Monster. You know the one…featuring a man in a gorilla suit wearing a space helmet? An image that is kind of hard to forget. It is usually found at the top of most Best of the Worse Film Lists. But no matter how bad some might think it is, or that it was supposedly shot in only 4 days, or that the title terror has to be one of the most unique movie monsters ever, it is still an entertaining movie, even if you are shaking your head through most of the time! And if you are entertained, then it is not a bad movie, right?

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But what is even more astounding is the fact that someone has written a book about this movie and the people behind it. And not just a book…but one that is just shy of 700 pages!!!

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Death by Umbrella Anyone?

death by umbrella.pngAs horror fans, we all know just how crazy some of these films can be. Hell, the ’80s alone had some of the most crazy-ass, rubber monsters, doing in their victims in all sorts of bizarre ways. That was one of the things that made some of those films so much fun, always looking for what we called a good “quality kill”, which meant a death scene like something we’d never seen before. For example, while the rest of Wes Craven’s Deadly Friend is a sheer waste of time, the “basketball to the head” is legendary!

But now, Christopher Lombardo and Jeff Kirschner, two Toronto horror writers that love the genre, and decided to move a little past their regular outlet of insanity, their website ReallyAwfulMovies.com, and publish a book! But not just any book. Covering 100 films and filled with some of the horror film world’s most bizarre, strange, and downright crazy murder weapons, you’ll get to read about exercise equipment, deer antlers, ears of corn, and so much more.

Published by BearManor Media, this 188 page book sounds like a lot of fun. Plus, with a forward by Lloyd Kaufman, how could it be bad? I know once we get a copy of this in our library, we’ll dive right into and let everyone know what we thought.

For all the info, you can order your edition (in hardcover or softcover) at BearManor’s site HERE.

Movie Review: They Came From The Swamp

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They Came From The Swamp: The Films of William Grefé

Directed by Daniel Griffith

If there is one thing that I’m always on my soapbox about, it is learning about the horror genre, from the very beginnings to modern day. The reason is simply because we need to recognize what came before us and remember what they gave us. It helps us appreciate where we are now. So when I heard about a documentary that was being made about this lesser known Florida based filmmaker, William Grefé, needless to say, I was excited.

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Mystery Photo 4-18

Monday, Monday. It’s that time again, folks. Hopefully our little photo trivia is something that brightens your day and makes it one reason to look forward to the start fo the week. Or not.

Our last photo was from the film Crypt of the Living Dead, aka Young Hannah, Queen of the Vampires, and a few other titles. This one stars Andrew Prine, so right there is enough reason to watch it. At least, enough reason for me. For me, anything with Prine in it is worth your time. Kudos to Hoby Abernathy and Erik Martin for sending in the correct answer this time out.

Now on to this week’s little mystery pic. This one might be a tough one, but just look at that shot. Doesn’t it make you want to see it just from that alone? As always, please don’t post your answers here, but send us an email to jon@kitleyskrypt.com. Good Luck!

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Cinema Wasteland Report…Part 1

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Last year at a different show, a group of the usual suspects that I hang around with during the afterhours, we’re having our usual meeting on solving the whole cold fusion problem, as well as a couple of other world issues, when we were joined by another gentleman who asked if he could join our little assemblage. We welcomed this stranger into our discussions and quickly realized this guy knew his shit and we became good friends after that evening. Over the next 18 hours, Scott Bradley, our newest soldier, was told by several people that he should really plan on making it out to Cinema Wasteland, since that was THE show for diehard fans. And so he did, making his first (of I’m sure to be many) appearance this last April. And he was not disappointed.

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