Turkey Day 2009

This year’s marathon brought something new to the table.  A third victim!  Joining me and AC this year was our buddy Matt Carr (aka gore artist Putrid) who finally decided to take up our offer to spend the day rolling around in cinematic garbage.  With Matt being a fan of such things and very used to it, we know he’d feel right at home.

stingofdeathSting of Death (1965) – Our first movie came from Florida’s own William Grefe, another renegade filmmaker that didn’t want to leave his Florida location and would stay and make his movies there.  Sting was Grefe’s first real venture into the horror genre, creating the first half man/half jellyfish creature that has to be seen to be believed.  Seeing a guy wearing a black wetsuit, with basically a plastic garbage bag over his head, and wires hanging off of him that are supposed to be tentacles is just priceless.  It really is one of the best cheesy monsters in cinematic history.  And it’s a blast.

A group of biology students head over to an island off the coast of the Everglades to have a party at Dr. Richardson’s house, where his daughter has just showed up to stay for a while.  The doctor’s assistant, Egon, stands out like a sore thumb amongst her friends because he’s slightly deformed.  So that makes it okay for all her friends to laugh, point, and generally make fun of him.  But hey…they’re just wacky kids.  In fact, right after they get there, they start the swinging dance party.  There’s even a song playing called ‘Do the Jellyfish’ that was written and sung by famous singer/songwriter Neil Sedaka.  I’m sure this was at the start of his career…But somehow, with all the dancing, the kids don’t happen to see this jellyfish creature sneak into the pool that they’re dancing around, waiting for someone to jump in the pool.  As we said, it has to be seen to be believed.

Grefe would go on to make other successful drive-in style movies, including his most famous one, Stanley (1972).

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Turkey Day 2008

Now in the 6th year of holding my annual Turkey Day marathon, AC and I took another fistful of films considered to be turkeys, B-movies, MST-fodder, or just a waste of time.  But not for us.  As crazy as we might be, we find quite a bit of enjoyment out of watching these films, where the filmmakers were really trying to their best to make a good film.  Granted, most of them missed the mark when it comes to being good.  But is it entertaining?  That is the true test of a film, turkey or not.  So let’s venture forth and see what fun we got ourselves into this year.  From a couple of alien invasion films, Tiny Tim as a clown, Hammer’s sci-fi epic, or a low budget film from good old Michigan, we had our work cut out for us this year.  Let’s begin.

EyeCreatures2The Eye Creatures (1965) – Larry Buchanan was a filmmaker that makes Roger Corman look like he had bigger budgets than James Cameron.  He was making his little films in his home state of Texas, and usually turning a profit.  Sure, he may not have made high quality films, but the ones that he made, made money.  And in the film business, that is the only way to continue to making films.  He had made a deal with American International Pictures to remake their film Invasion of the Saucer Men.  Of course, with a much lower budget, and in color.  But it didn’t stop him from giving them, and us, The Eye Creatures.  This was so successful, that he went on to remake 3 more titles from the AIP catalog.

Starring John Ashley, the film pretty much follows the original, except the creatures themselves.  Where in the original, the creature designs were well-crafted and thought out by Paul Blaisdell.  But here, we have guys in suits that look like the Michelin Man’s 2nd cousin.  There are a couple of scenes where there are several of the alien creatures attacking, moving very slowing and waving their arms.  But if you look closely, you will see that only a couple of the closer aliens had full body suits on, while some others just have their head and shoulders covered, the rest of their bodies covered in black.  Pretty damn funny that nobody caught that.

But none the less, Ashley gives it his all, like he always did.  And it’s a fun movie with the definite feel of the ‘50s movies that it was based on.  There is a lot of the silly humor in here, with both some main characters, and the whole subplot of a couple of military guards that like to use the radars to spy on the kids making out in lovers lane.  Lucky for us, the film did get an actual DVD release, so many can enjoy it for years to come.

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Turkey Day 2007

Another year and another trip down the slippery slope of cinematic mishaps, misfires, and just plan screw ups.  Joining me once again was Dr. AC, who has become my ally and trusted companion on these trips to the ends of good taste and good movies, watching each other’s backs while we trudge along this journey some would call madness.  But we feel that it’s our duty to tackle these turkeys by the giblets and show them just who is stronger!  But let’s get on to the movies!

KillDozerKilldozer (1974) – Growing up in the ‘70s, I was able to watch a lot of great made-for-TV movies that were being produced at the time.  As well as some…not-so-good ones.  A lot like the idea for Night of the Lepus, whoever thought that a bulldozer that becomes possessed by an alien force, causing it to seek out and kill workers on an island construction site, might have thought it was a great idea.  But sometimes that spark of genius needs to be thought out a little bit more.  Even more surprising when it was based on a short story by noted sci-fi writer Theodore Sturgeon, who ever worked on the teleplay.

The idea of a bulldozer being able to sneak up on anybody other than blind people who are too numb to feel the ground shake, it about as silly as you can get.  But that didn’t stop them from making Killdozer.  This is a great example of what could get back bade in that time.  Western regular Clint Walker stars as a foreman trying to get his life and career back after a bout with alcoholism.  So when the weird stuff starts to happen, he knows nobody will believe him.  The film co-stars future TV star Robert Urich, James Wainwright, and the always memorable Neville Brand.

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Movie Review: The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Miss Osbourne

STRANGE_CASE_JEKYLL_2D_BD-500x500The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Miss Osbourne (1981)

Directed by Walerian Borowczyk
Starring Udo Kier, Marina Pierro, Patrick Magee, Howard Vernon, Gérard Zalcberg

“Eroticism, sex, is one of the most moral parts of life. Eroticism does not kill, exterminate, encourage evil, lead to crime. On the contrary, it makes people gentler, brings joy, gives fulfillment, leads to selfless pleasure.” Walerian Borowczyk

That above quote really fits Borowczyk’s work, or at least of the little of his that I’ve seen. I have to admit that I’m not the biggest fan of what I’ve seen so far, but mainly because it is a little too…artsy for me, to be perfectly honest. Years ago, back in the grey market days, I had a title called The Bloodbath of Dr. Jekyll that starred Udo Kier. But the quality of the print was so bad, I never got around to watching it. But I had seen Borowczyk’s Immoral Tales, which featured a segment involving the Countess Bathory. So I knew somewhat the kind of strange and art-house type of films that he was known for, most primarily for The Beast (1975). But now, thanks to Arrow Video, this strange and for the most part lost film has not only been released, but in a great presentation, giving a whole new audience the chance to see it.

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Mystery Photo 5-11

Monday once again, so that means a new Mystery Photo. Our last one was from the highly underrated film Beyond the Door. While a lot of people consider this a rip-off of The Exorcist, I say that it is different enough to definitely stand on its own, and is well worth the watch. Kudos to Humberto Amador and Mark Turner for sending in the correct answer. This scene in particular is a great non-digital effect that I’ve always found highly effective.

On to this week’s photo. I think this one is going to be a tough one, so you’ll need to use some super powers to dig this one up from the grave. Take a look and see what you can come up with. Just send us an email at jon@kitleyskrypt.com with your guess. Good luck!

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Book Review: The Horror of it All

horrorofitallI first met Adam Rockoff in 2008 at a Fangoria Weekend of Horrors in Chicago. He was going to be there to help run one of the Q&A panels that was going to be in the evening at the Music Box Theatre. I knew of Adam because of his book Going to Pieces: The Rise and Fall of the Slasher Film, which was later adapted for the documentary of the same name, both of which are worth your time. So I was actually excited to meet him and have him sign my copy of his book that I had brought, which he graciously did once we did finally meet. Which in fact, was rather funny since I had no idea what this guy looked like. So when he came up to my table and started looking through the books I was selling, talking about different reference books, and then casually mentioning that he had written a book. Once he told me his name, I told him that myself and friend Aaron Christensen were the ones he was suppose to meet up with for the Q&A panel later. Small world. From that moment on, we became good friends. He’s been over the Krypt several times for some movie screenings and other get-togethers.

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Mystery Photo 5-5

Sorry folks…had every intention of getting this up yesterday but the time just slipped away. But no worries…here we are with this week’s Mystery Photo. Our photo from last week was from Jason X. I figured with a close up like that it might be a little harder to recognize it, and apparently it worked since I only got two people with the correct answer. They would be Hoby Abernathy and Aaron Christensen. And before you might snicker at the movie, if you haven’t seen it, you might want to. Pretty damn entertaining and one of my favorites of the series.

Anyway, let’s get to this week’s photo. Might be easy…might not. But don’t look too hard for too long or your eyes might end up like the woman’s in the photo! Just send your answer to jon@kitleyskrypt.com

Good Luck!

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Blackwood Soundtrack Review

blackwoodcdBlackwood
Released by Lakeshore Records
15 Tracks with a total running time of 57 min.
Music Composed by Lorne Balfe

It doesn’t happen often, but it does every now and then. There are those soundtracks that hook me after the first listen, but then there are those rare ones that get me within seconds of hitting the play button. Lorne Balfe’s score for Blackwood is one of those. Okay, so I am a sucker for ghost stories, which is what this movie is about. Never seeing it, or even hearing about it before this score arrived, I was immediately curious. But once the music started, with a beautifully haunting organ, then with a slow and eerie sound of some strings, it set the mood right away. Balfe has created one of those scores that is beautiful, sad, haunting, and creepy, all at the same time. That is talent.

Most of the score seems to be just piano or organ, along with a variety of string instruments, and for the most part are slow and moody. There are a few that have a little faster pace, such as #9 Paying a Visit, but for the most part, it is a nice relaxing score, one that is perfect for a nice quiet evening at home, working on the computer or reading your favorite book. It just breathes atmosphere.

Composer Balfe is a new name for me, but who’s work I will be looking more into. Highly recommend this one.

Jeff Burr Interview

While we didn’t conduct this interview, our good buddy and friend of the Krypt, Aaron Christensen did and it is well worth your time. Mr. Burr is one hell of a nice guy, who I’ve had the pleasure of meeting a couple of times over the years and doesn’t get the credit that he should. So not only would I sugguest everyone pick up a copy of Shout Factory’s latest release, From a Whisper to a Scream, but take a few minutes to read AC’s interview with Burr.

Just click HERE to get to the interview.

 

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Happy Monday Everyone! And if it’s Monday, that must mean a new Mystery Photo! But before we get to this weeks, let’s reveal what last week’s photo was. As much quite a few thought it was Blood from Satan’s Claw, it was not. But I can totally see where that guess would come in. And since we got more emails with that answer than the correct one, don’t feel bad if you were one of them. But the correct answer is another British film, Curse of the Werewolf. The ones that did send in the correct answers were: Hoby Abernathy, Aaron Christensen, Doc Phibes, and Gavin Schmitt. So congrats to all of you.

And now on to this week’s photo. Might be easy. Might be hard. We’ll let you decide that. Take a peek, think a bit, and then send in your answer to us at jon@kitleyskrypt.com. Good luck!

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