For any long-time followers to the Krypt know about my bi-annual Turkey Day Marathons, a celebration of some of the finer titles in cinematic history, the Turkey. No, not the “so-bad-their-good” films because as we all know, the only bad movie is a boring one. So says Stephen Thrower, and I’m a full believer in that statement. No matter what the budget is, how inept the acting might be, the incredible poor written script, if you’re entertained, then it can’t be a bad movie.

So, for the last 20+ years, I’ve spent Black Friday sitting with like-minded movie fiends watching some of the best in these types of films and having a blast. And we’ll be doing it again next Friday. I know there are other factions of friends that have started their own Turkey Day marathons around the country, such as in New Jersey, California, and Michigan, so I’m slowly making my way to make this an actual holiday! Besides, who wants to go out and fight the unwashed masses over fake sales, buying stuff you don’t really need, all for a commercialized holiday, when instead, you can be enjoying the company of friends and entertaining films. Sounds like a no-brainer to me. But that’s just me.

If you’re looking for titles that you could play, just look near the bottom of the menu on the right where it says Turkey Day Marathons, and that will show you the different writeups over the years, which will give you plenty of ideas and suggestions. And remember, it’s not that we’re laughing at the movies, but laughing with the movies.